How's this for some dramatic irony...
Two days ago, I contacted my Congressman, Vito Fossella, about obtaining written statements from the FBI that my background checks have been cleared. Last night, after a less-than-fulfilling episode of "Lost", I was watching the local news, when a very interesting report came on. Two nights ago, Vito Fossella was arrested for DWI in Washington, D.C.
I immediately imagined a statement on USCIS.gov: "As a result of guilt by association, anyone who contacted Congressman Vito Fossella for help with immigration matters will be considered a person of poor moral character and will be scheduled for immediate deportation. Any naturalized citizen who has contacted Congressman Fossella in the past will be denaturalized effective immediately and scheduled for deportation".
Sorry guys, just felt the need for some dry Friday humor.